Cross my heart and hope to die

mathpreacher:

accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell



  • God: you have to die so their sins can be forgiven
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus:
  • Jesus: i just came here to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now


dollskill:

 

santalinson:

"we’ll be watching a movie in class today"

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"here’s the packet of questions you’ll have to answer while watching"

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andrewgiraffields:

Lana Del Rey songs make me feel sad and nostalgic about things that haven’t happened to me



fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored



zabuza:

when kids stare at you for a long time

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